I would love to slap you right now, but I’m currently wielding a nine pound ball and I’m afraid that would be called murder.

Sara Wolf
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I would love to slap you right now, but I’m currently wielding a nine pound ball and I’m afraid that would be called murder. If you are using the wrong item to hit someone with, or even if you are just holding it wrong, you can't blame them for not wanting to get hit.

Source: Lovely Vicious

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